Anyone who’s visited our office knows that it’s dog-friendly. But who are the doggos of GreenRoots? Well, in no particular order...
KEITH
Name: Keith aka Keitharoo aka Keitharooni Pantalooni
Breed: Boxer/lab
Best/Biggest Personality Trait: Stubbornness, I can and I will win - that's not a threat thats a promise but I will do it from the comforts of my own bed because standing up and moving sounds utterly exhausting and causes stress and stress is something I FERVENTLY disagree with!
Favorite Hobbie: Murder - the good kind im saving mankind one groundhog at a time from the laying in the downward dog position because once again standing is a hard pass.
Favorite Book: Why Zebras Don't Get Ulcers: The Acclaimed Guide to Stress, Stress-Related Diseases, and Coping by Robert M. Sapolsky
Favorite thing about GreenRoots: I mean have you seen our designs? Since I pride myself in not moving all day I have a unique perspective of the time and consideration my best pal, Josh takes into every design and let me tell ya, if I can see them from downward dog, they're captivating!
Favorite Quote: "I treat myself pretty good. I take lots of vacations, I eat well, I take supplements, I do mercury detox, I get plenty of sleep, I drink plenty of water and I stay away from drama and stress." - Reba McEntire
TREVor
Name: Trevor aka Trev Man
Breed: Hodgepodge hound
Best/Biggest Personality Trait: Assertive, undeniable belief in himself and high levels of doubt in anyone else
Favorite Hobbie: Robbery - steal from the rich to give to the poor (me), I'm basically a modern day Robin Hood (Disney version, more relatable)
Favorite Book: George Washington’s Mother by Jean Fritz - a book about the trials and tribulations of George’s mother, yet still a woman with the will power to get what she wants! Educational and inspirational.
Favorite thing about GreenRoots: Cousin Keith
Favorite Quote: "One can steal ideas, but no one can steal execution or passion" - Tim Ferriss
KYLE
Name: Kyle - tripod aka Ky Guy
Breed: Anatolian shephard/ hound / tripod
Best/Biggest Personality Trait: Clear eyes, full heart, can’t lose. - If I give you the puppy eyes that means I deserve more love than you are currently giving me even if you are petting me, then you should be hugging me, then you can’t lose cause we'll both have full hearts!
Favorite Hobbie: Nubbin 'round town with the girl I love (momma)
Favorite Book: Victors and Victims: Are You Being Held Back by a Victim Mentality? by K.R Harrison- It's important for self- reflection and self growth yettttttt I don’t believe this pertains to me as I am a survivor, my leg will never grow back I deserve all the love I get. Honestly, I deserve more really.
Favorite thing about GreenRoots: Since my momma only gives me love and attention 90% of the day it's nice to know I have somewhere I can go to receive more of the love and attention that I rightly deserve - have I mentioned I’m a tripod?
Favorite Quote: "There is nothing stupid about wanting to be loved. Believe me" - Nina LaCour
TILLOO
Name: Tilly aka Tillunatic aka Tillbo-baggins
Breed: Cavachon
Best/Biggest Personality Trait: Accepting of others for who they are and however they want to treat me I am a-okay with, I never say no!
Favorite Hobbie: Dating - I currently have 4 boyfriends and I’m always accepting applications for more.. it's a pretty lenient process
Favorite Book: Girl, Stop Apologizing: A Shame-Free Plan for Embracing and Achieving Your Goals by Rachel Hollis - Be yourself be free, don’t let anyone put you in a box!
Favorite thing about GreenRoots: How I can see 3 of my boyfriends at once, makes time management a lot easier to handle!
Favorite Quote: "When it comes to dating, I'm straightforward and traditional with a twist." - Luke Pasqualino
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